I don’t know when he moved in, but one day he was just… there. Perched on the corner tile above the mirror, staring at me like he paid rent. A small, pale gecko with a tail that curled like a question mark.
I named him Kevin.
Now, Kevin and I have an understanding. He gets the top half of the bathroom. I get the bottom. If I switch on the light suddenly, he darts behind the exhaust fan. If I take too long in the shower, he stares at me judgmentally. It works.
At first, I considered evicting him. Googled things like “how to get rid of geckos humanely” and “do geckos pay taxes.” But then I noticed something. Kevin eats mosquitoes. Silently. Efficiently. Like a little ninja on my bathroom ceiling.
So I let him stay.
Over time, Kevin became part of the household. I say “hi” when I enter. He blinks. I like to think it’s a mutual respect situation, though he probably just sees me as a giant, hairless inconvenience.
Once, he disappeared for three days. I genuinely missed him. Worried, even. I checked all the corners, behind the mirror, inside the laundry bucket. On the fourth day, he was back—sitting on the shower tap like he owned the place. I almost clapped.
Is it weird to bond with a gecko? Probably. But Kevin doesn’t judge. He’s just there, doing his job, living his tiny lizard life with quiet dignity.
In a world that often feels loud and unpredictable, Kevin is a weirdly comforting constant. He reminds me that not everything needs fixing. Some things—like a gecko in your bathroom—just are.
And sometimes, that’s enough.